How’s that pie?
It’s not bad!
You gonna be at work in the morning?
I don’t see how I can avoid it.
You don’t seem very happy about it.
All right, if you gotta know, I’m really not that excited about going to work for my girlfriend. There, I said it. It’s out of the way.
Okay, Buck, I love you, I can’t help myself, I wanna get married, I wanna have a family, I wanna do it with you! Well, you know, the clock is ticking away here. I would just like to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet before I die.
I’ll get ya a mouse and a piece of sheet metal. [chuckles]
Come on. Lighten up, will ya?
Don’t push my button. I’m not gonna get into this.
I’m not pushing your buttons. I know me. I know what I like. All right? I like my friends. I like my freedom. I like knowing I can throw my sticks in the truck of my car and go golfing any time I want. I don’t hurt anybody, I don’t see what the problem is.
That is the best formula for loneliness I ever heard.
Why are we arguing?
We’re talking.
I said I’d be at working in the morning, I’ll be there.
Okay. [pauses] I…I just gotta get this out. I mean I know I’m like harping on something here, but, you know, just let me say it, I’m working on history, I’m working on the past, you’re gonna show up for work, you swear to God? In the A.M.? Promise?
Chanice, I’ll be honest with you; if I could think of an excuse that you would buy, I’d use it.

