A scene from Unbreakable 2000
Elijah Price

[Regarding an illustration at Price's art gallery]

This is from Fritz Champion's own library. This is before the first issue of the comic book hit the stands in 1968. It's a classic depiction of good versus evil. Notice the square jaw of Slayer - common in most comic book heroes. And the slightly disproportionate size of Jaguaro's body to his head. This again is common, but only in villains... The thing to notice about this piece... The thing that makes it very, very special... is its realistic depiction of its figures. When the characters eventually made it into the magazine they were exaggerated... as always happens. This is vintage.

Customer

Wrap it up.

Elijah Price

You've made a considerably wise decision.

Customer

My kid's gonna go beserk.

Elijah Price

[Visibly concerned]

Once again, please?

Customer

My son, Jeb. It's a gift for him.

Elijah Price

How old is Jeb?

Customer

He's four.

Elijah Price

No. No, no, no, no, no. You need to go. Now.

Customer

What did I say?

Elijah Price

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Now, one of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time. This is an art gallery, my friend. And this is a piece of art.

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