Tied for most-quoted character in Two Moon Junction (1988): in 4 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Patti Jean (2)
Scenes with April Delongpre
4 scenes
[while driving recklessly on the road at night]
Man, I hate it when they get drunk. You can't seem to shake 'em. Men just can't seem to get along without their bourbon along with what else what. You're right, April? Yeah, I thought so. Perry told me all about you when we first met, even though that was this afternoon. I'm Patti Jean. Hey, you got a cigarette on you? I left mine in my purse back there at the carnival.
April Delongpre I don't smoke.
Damn! I wish I had your will power. I tried to quit smoking once but I thought, "what the ****? I'm just gonna die sooner or later anyway". Speaking of dying, I used to know this woman who worked as a flight attendant operating out of Savannah and she told me that people die on airplanes from heart attacks, motion sickness or whatever, you know where they put 'em until the plane lands? They lock 'em up in the **** bathroom! No shit! I mean it, what is a more embarrassing way to die? Ending your life on a toilet seat, 35,000 feet in the air. That's pretty something.
What color is your house?
April Delongpre White. But it's not my house, it's my parents.
Is your bedroom white too?
April Delongpre No. It's more of a beige color.
My place down in Texas is wood-panel. Never lived in anything but that. Except when I lived in Vegas. I was married to my second husband, he was this guy in the Air Force. They set us up at Indian Springs with the full decor they give those officers.
April Delongpre [Perry and April are fighting in a motel parking lot with all the motel guests looking on]
I don't even know you, yet you just come inside my house, uninvited, and take my life away!
Maybe you don't know it, but you did invite me!
April Delongpre Oh, go to hell!
April Delongpre Oh, **** you!
April Delongpre ****!
April Delongpre Mother****er!
April Delongpre Bastard!
Be careful what you say, people around here might think we love each other.
April Delongpre You can rot in hell for all I care.
You're sexy when you're angry.
April Delongpre You bastard!
April Delongpre [after making out with Perry]
Darling, don't ever take a Southern woman for granted.
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