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Charlie Swan: There's... things you need to think about if you're going to be physically intimate-
Bella Swan: Ok! Don't-don't have the talk, please.
Charlie Swan: Well, it's just... It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother 'cause Mom already beat you to it like, ten years ago.
Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.
Bella Swan: I'm sure things work... the same way.
[Beat] Charlie Swan: Alright. So, you guys are taking precautions and-
Bella Swan: OK, Dad? Please just don't worry about that. Edward is... old-school.
Charlie Swan: Old-school. Great. What's that, like code for something?
Bella Swan: Oh my God, Dad? I'm a virgin.
Charlie Swan: Ah, duh, duh, duh, duh... Glad we covered that...
Bella Swan: [Walking up stairs] Me too!
Charlie Swan: [To himself] A virgin... Like Edward a little bit more now.
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