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Memory Guard: Got a pirate Program here. Says his name is Clu.
Master Control Program: What did he pull?
Memory Guard: He came into the system with a stolen password. And we caught him trying to raid our High Clearance Memory.
Clu: No! I must've gotten in there by mistake! I was...
Master Control Program: Who programmed you?
Clu: I was simply...! [Clu is thrown into the air, lands on a derezzing device and screams in pain]
Master Control Program: You're in trouble, Program. Make it easy on yourself. Who's your User?
Clu: [in pain] Forget it, mister high-and-mighty Master Control! You aren't making me talk.
Master Control Program: Suit yourself. [derezzes a screaming Clu] Get me Dillinger!


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