It was a quiet night we were rolling on Van Nuys I'm driving this Acura comes out a side street all over the median in excess I light it up hit the whaler guy drives on like I'm invisible for ten blocks before he pulls over plates were unclean so I'm watching from our unit and she's tossing the Acura she calls me over to the vehicle a snub 38 two shotguns fully loaded so she calls our supervisor and I keep searching and I find five hundred grams of meth turns out this DUI is on bail for distribution and is on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial so we prevented a murder.
Training Day (2001) · 44 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Training Day (2001): in 20 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Alonzo Harris (3)
I sure won't mind roasting in a black-and-white all day.
More lines from Jake Hoyt
15 quotesI'm going to be on the six o'clock news in an orange suit in hand cuffs because of you with the scandals and what not it is open season on misconduct they will nail us to the wall
I got a punching bag at home, these guys should be off the streets.
That girl's 14.
That is the second time you pointed a gun at me, there will not be a third!
You wanna shoot me, Paul, go ahead. But I'm taking him with me.
You can't pull this shit on me, man. I didn't sign up for this!
What happened was murder and armed robbery. We had badges, so it's different?
That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.
I became a cop to put away drug dealers, the poisoners, the criminals, not to be one.
Listen to me, that girl was being raped! Alright? I saw these two **** drug addicts attacking her, and I stopped them! I swear to god I stopped them!
You can **** your appointment with the Russians. You're not going to make it.
It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?!
They're not like you. You wanna know what I learned today? I'm not like you.
You don't deserve this.
Scenes with Jake Hoyt
4 scenesLook man, I got a wife.
You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? OK, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em - pay the bill.
Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
What's "wet"?
Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?
No, I've never done it.
You have now. I haven't, but you have.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!
Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss.
Oh, shit. Shit!
Boom!
Why did you do this to me?
Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.
This car is NOT from the motor pool.
No it's not. Sexy though, isn't it?
What you need, homey?
Crack. 20 bucks' worth.
Crack? [Looks at Alonzo] Smells like bacon in this mutha****a! What I look like, a sucka to you, ****?! **** you, rookie! [Wheels away in a chase with Alonzo and Jake in pursuit]
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