Most scenes together: Alonzo Harris & Jake Hoyt (3)
Blue What you need, homey?
Crack. 20 bucks' worth.
Blue Crack? [Looks at Alonzo] Smells like bacon in this mutha****a! What I look like, a sucka to you, ****?! **** you, rookie! [Wheels away in a chase with Alonzo and Jake in pursuit]
Look man, I got a wife.
You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? OK, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em - pay the bill.
This car is NOT from the motor pool.
No it's not. Sexy though, isn't it?
Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog.
What's "wet"?
Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?
No, I've never done it.
You have now. I haven't, but you have.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired!
Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss.
Oh, shit. Shit!
Boom!
Why did you do this to me?
Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.
Aww, you mother****ers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You mother****ers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, ****. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of.....who the **** do you think you're **** with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this mother****er down. King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, ****. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any mother**** way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
Congratulations son, you made it. You passed the test you're a narc. You're in. Please put the gun down before you give my girl a heart attack. Put the gun down.
**** him and everybody who looks like him.
I became a cop to put away drug dealers, the poisoners, the criminals, not to be one.
I got a punching bag at home, these guys should be off the streets.
I sure won't mind roasting in a black-and-white all day.
I'm going to be on the six o'clock news in an orange suit in hand cuffs because of you with the scandals and what not it is open season on misconduct they will nail us to the wall
I'm sorry I exposed you to it, but it is. It's ugly, but it's necessary.
It was a quiet night we were rolling on Van Nuys I'm driving this Acura comes out a side street all over the median in excess I light it up hit the whaler guy drives on like I'm invisible for ten blocks before he pulls over plates were unclean so I'm watching from our unit and she's tossing the Acura she calls me over to the vehicle a snub 38 two shotguns fully loaded so she calls our supervisor and I keep searching and I find five hundred grams of meth turns out this DUI is on bail for distribution and is on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial so we prevented a murder.
It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?!
It's not what you know; it's what you can prove.
