A character in Toy Story Toons

Woody quotes from Toy Story Toons

3rd most-quoted character in Toy Story Toons: in 6 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Mini-Buzz (4), Rex (2), Hamm (2)

Scenes with Woody

6 scenes
Woody

Okay, it's 2:00. The bell at Sunnyside has rung, and Bonnie is officially on her Winter break! [toys cheer] Soon she'll be flying off to-

Buzz

Hay-way-eye!

Woody

It's "Hawaii", Buzz.

Woody
[to Slinky]

Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?

Slinky Dog
[to Woody]

When pigs fly.

Hamm
[to Buttercup]

Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.

Really?

Hamm

No, not really.

Ken
[Barbie and Ken emerged out of Bonnie's backpack in Hawaiian summer garb]

Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.

Barbie

Ken, this is so exciting!

Ken

Picture! Say "sunscreen".

Barbie

Sunscreen!

Ken

Perfect. Ka-click!

Woody

Barbie, Ken?

Ken

Woody? Hey, you guys are in Hawaii too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?

Woody

Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.

Ken
[Camera goes toward Ken like a Vertigo effect] [takes off his sunglasses]

Uh, what?

Bonnie
[Car honks]

And there she goes.

Ken
[runs to the window]

No! No, no. No, no. No! Bonnie, you can't go! [sees the car driving off] Not without the back... pack.

Mr. Potato Head

Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take her school backpack on vacation?

Hamm

Oh, boy.

Ken
[holding the Hawaiian brochure]

Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!

Captain Zip

Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.

Woody

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Ken
[Bullseye runs off with Barbie]

Ride like the wind, Buttercup! [hops on Buttercup]

Okay! Get off me.

Buzz
[Last lines] [using the hairdryer]

Best vacation ever.

Woody

Yeah.
[Mr. Potato Head uses the screwdriver by trying to get Barbie and Ken out by breaking the ice cube]

Woody

Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry Pal... [covers his nose] Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?

[emerging from Bonnie's backpack, and stands on top of Rex's snout]

I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!

Jessie

Uh, what happened to Buzz?

Rex

He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!

Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Uh, say, uh... when's the playtime start around here?

Woody

All right, where's the real Buzz?

Rex

Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!

Woody

Rex, he's like 3 inches tall.

Hamm

Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.

Woody

Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend. [calling to Mini-Buzz] Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy! [Mini-Buzz skates up to him; squats down] Listen, about this playtime…

Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy! [naughtily snatches his hat]

Woody

Hey! Come back here!

[skates up next to Hamm]

Get along, little piggy! [slaps him in the rear and skates off] Hee-haw!

Hamm
[now annoyed]

Could somebody tackle him, please? [Woody tackles Mini-Buzz] Thank you.

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