Toy Story Toons quotes

28 quotes · 11 characters
Characters
Mini-Buzz 9 quotes
Rex 9 quotes
Woody 6 quotes
Bonnie 4 quotes
Buttercup 4 quotes
Hamm 4 quotes
Ken 3 quotes
PIZZABOT 5000 1 quote
Recycle Ben 1 quote
Small Fry (2) 1 quote

Most scenes together: Mini-Buzz & Woody (4), Hamm & Buttercup (3), Buttercup & Ken (3)

Toy Story Toons quotes

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Buzz
[to Mini-Buzz; sternly]

So, what do you have to say for yourself, Space Ranger?

[gulps nervously; cut to him at the Discarded Fun Meal Toys meeting]

I've done some things that I'm not proud of. I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, but with the help of my sponsor, [referring to Buzz, sitting next to him] I know now that the real prize is inside each and every one of us.

Buzz

I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I-

Queen Neptuna

Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we?

[tied up to a glue bottle while flirting with Jessie]

So, I used to work at Poultry Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? Yeah, you do.
[Jessie groans in annoyance]

Mr. Pricklepants

Thank you all for coming to the audition. #1, action.

Alien #1

Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants

Dreadful. Next.

Alien #2
[same inflection]

Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants

Horrifying. Next.

Alien #3
[same inflection]

Ooooh.

Mr. Pricklepants

Brilliant!

Mrs. Anderson
[enters the bathroom]

Okay, trouble. There's way too much water in here. [turns off the water, and unplugs the tub]

Bonnie

Aww.

Mrs. Anderson

Do you wanna flood the house?

Bonnie
[excited]

Yeah!

Mrs. Anderson

Well, how about dinner at Grandma's instead?

Bonnie

Grandma's!

Mrs. Anderson

Sure.
[They exit out of the bathroom]

Rex

Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!

Woody

Rex, he's like 3 inches tall.

Hamm

Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.

Woody

Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend. [calling to Mini-Buzz] Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy! [Mini-Buzz skates up to him; squats down] Listen, about this playtime…

Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy! [naughtily snatches his hat]

Woody

Hey! Come back here!

[skates up next to Hamm]

Get along, little piggy! [slaps him in the rear and skates off] Hee-haw!

Hamm
[now annoyed]

Could somebody tackle him, please? [Woody tackles Mini-Buzz] Thank you.

Rex

You guys missed it. I was a partysaurus.

Mr. Potato Head

Party? You? I believe it when I see it.

Woody
[to Slinky]

Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?

Slinky Dog
[to Woody]

When pigs fly.

Hamm
[to Buttercup]

Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.

Really?

Hamm

No, not really.

Ken
[Barbie and Ken emerged out of Bonnie's backpack in Hawaiian summer garb]

Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.

Barbie

Ken, this is so exciting!

Ken

Picture! Say "sunscreen".

Barbie

Sunscreen!

Ken

Perfect. Ka-click!

Woody

Barbie, Ken?

Ken

Woody? Hey, you guys are in Hawaii too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?

Woody

Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.

Ken
[Camera goes toward Ken like a Vertigo effect] [takes off his sunglasses]

Uh, what?

Bonnie
[Car honks]

And there she goes.

Ken
[runs to the window]

No! No, no. No, no. No! Bonnie, you can't go! [sees the car driving off] Not without the back... pack.

Mr. Potato Head

Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take her school backpack on vacation?

Hamm

Oh, boy.

Ken
[holding the Hawaiian brochure]

Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!

Captain Zip

Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.

Woody

Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry Pal... [covers his nose] Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?

[emerging from Bonnie's backpack, and stands on top of Rex's snout]

I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!

Jessie

Uh, what happened to Buzz?

Rex

He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!

Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Uh, say, uh... when's the playtime start around here?

Woody

All right, where's the real Buzz?

Woody

Okay, it's 2:00. The bell at Sunnyside has rung, and Bonnie is officially on her Winter break! [toys cheer] Soon she'll be flying off to-

Buzz

Hay-way-eye!

Woody

It's "Hawaii", Buzz.

Woody

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Ken
[Bullseye runs off with Barbie]

Ride like the wind, Buttercup! [hops on Buttercup]

Okay! Get off me.

Mrs. Potato Head
[after Rex roars and then the bubble pops out] [angrily]

Oh, Rex, you're bursting my bubble!
[Mrs. Potato Head storms out and Rex pounces on the toys]

Cashier
[Bonnie and her mother at Poultry Palace getting their meals]

Small fry, and here's your toy.

Bonnie

A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?

Cashier

We're all out of Buzzes.
Bonnie's Mom: Well, can she have that one?

Cashier

I'm sorry, but those are for display only.
Bonnie's Mom: Thanks, anyways. Come on, Bonnie.

[whispering to Mini-Zurg]

See? I told you we're never gonna get played with.

Bonnie
[Bonnie is having a bath]
Captain Suds

Fire torpedoes!

Rex

No! I just want to have tea with you!

[Last lines, as the Belt Buckle beeps from Poultry Palace at night] [laughing]

Oh, that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crank me up sometimes.
[The Belt Buckle continues beeping]