I've done some things that I'm not proud of. I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, but with the help of my sponsor, [referring to Buzz, sitting next to him] I know now that the real prize is inside each and every one of us.
Most scenes together: Mini-Buzz & Woody (4), Hamm & Buttercup (3), Buttercup & Ken (3)
Toy Story Toons quotes
Page 1 of 2I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I-
Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we?
So, I used to work at Poultry Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? Yeah, you do.
[Jessie groans in annoyance]
Thank you all for coming to the audition. #1, action.
Ooooh.
Dreadful. Next.
Ooooh.
Horrifying. Next.
Ooooh.
Brilliant!
Okay, trouble. There's way too much water in here. [turns off the water, and unplugs the tub]
Aww.
Do you wanna flood the house?
Well, how about dinner at Grandma's instead?
Grandma's!
Sure.
[They exit out of the bathroom]
Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!
Rex, he's like 3 inches tall.
Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.
Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend. [calling to Mini-Buzz] Yoo-hoo! Little Buzz guy! [Mini-Buzz skates up to him; squats down] Listen, about this playtime…
Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy! [naughtily snatches his hat]
Hey! Come back here!
Get along, little piggy! [slaps him in the rear and skates off] Hee-haw!
You guys missed it. I was a partysaurus.
Party? You? I believe it when I see it.
When pigs fly.
Really?
No, not really.
Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.
Ken, this is so exciting!
Picture! Say "sunscreen".
Sunscreen!
Perfect. Ka-click!
Barbie, Ken?
Woody? Hey, you guys are in Hawaii too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?
Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.
No! No, no. No, no. No! Bonnie, you can't go! [sees the car driving off] Not without the back... pack.
Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take her school backpack on vacation?
Oh, boy.
Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry Pal... [covers his nose] Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?
I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!
Uh, what happened to Buzz?
He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Uh, say, uh... when's the playtime start around here?
All right, where's the real Buzz?
Okay, it's 2:00. The bell at Sunnyside has rung, and Bonnie is officially on her Winter break! [toys cheer] Soon she'll be flying off to-
Hay-way-eye!
It's "Hawaii", Buzz.
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Okay! Get off me.
Oh, Rex, you're bursting my bubble!
[Mrs. Potato Head storms out and Rex pounces on the toys]
Small fry, and here's your toy.
A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?
We're all out of Buzzes.
Bonnie's Mom: Well, can she have that one?
I'm sorry, but those are for display only.
Bonnie's Mom: Thanks, anyways. Come on, Bonnie.
Fire torpedoes!
No! I just want to have tea with you!
Oh, that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crank me up sometimes.
[The Belt Buckle continues beeping]