Toy Story 2 quotes

84 total quotes

Al McWiggin
Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Hamm
Jessie
Mr. Potato Head

Mrs. Potato Head
Other
Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody

View Quote Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
Buzz #2: No back talk!

View Quote Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?
Buzz: I don't have time for this.

View Quote [The toys are trying to enter an apartment building.]
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

View Quote [Repeated line] Destroy Buzz Lightyear!

View Quote Zurg: So! We meet again, Buzz Lightyear -- for the last time!
Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

View Quote Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but has any of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!

View Quote You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop!

View Quote [In "Woody's Roundup" Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse.] You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up] Yeow! Ma biscuits are burning!

View Quote Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

View Quote [As Rex falls headfirst back into the car] Remain seated, please. Siga asentado, por favor.

View Quote Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!

View Quote Put me down, you moron! (to Buzz, after he suspends Mr. Potato Head as a pillar to avoid the supposed eroding ceiling to bury everyone)

View Quote Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

View Quote To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?

View Quote It's your choice, Woody; either you can go to Japan together or in pieces! He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box!