Al
Listen, fly boy, the contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful!
Airport clerk
I understand, sir.
Al
Do you have a 'fragile' sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there.
Airport clerk
Don't worry, sir.
Al
I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!