Toy Story 2 quotes

View Quote Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Oh boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [Hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!

View Quote Buzz #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!

View Quote Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!

View Quote Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

View Quote Buzz: Are you still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.

View Quote Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

View Quote Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but has any of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!

View Quote [The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction--
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!

View Quote Slinky Dog: [when they come to Al's Toy Barn] Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.