Quaid SCREEEEEW YOOOOUUUU!!! Quaid Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid? [guards look behind them] It is! [Quaid shoots the guards] Melina I can't believe it, it's like a dream. [sees Quaid distraught] What's wrong? Douglas Quaid I just had a terrible thought... what if this is a dream? Melina Well, then, kiss me quick before you wake up!