A scene from Total Recall 1990
Customs Agent

[A shuttle has just docked at Mars. Tourists disembark and are vetted into a processing station, to include a woman in a frumpy dress. A member of Mars Customs looks over her passport]

How long do you plan to spend on Mars, M'aam?

Fat Lady

Two weeks.

Customs Agent

[stamps passport]

Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?

Fat Lady

Two weeks.

Customs Agent

Excuse me?

Fat Lady

Two weeks..two weeks... [starts having a seizure, attracting the attention of everyone. Richter, who is on Mars, pays attention to this odd sight]

Richter

[low voice]

Quaid. [normal] That's Quaid!

Captain Everett

What?

Richter

The woman. Get him... her!

Everett

[points to woman]

Arrest that woman!

Douglas Quaid

[The security troops surround the woman as she stops stuttering and touches her ear. Her head suddenly splits open revealing that it's a mask with Quaid underneath] [smiles at one guard and tosses head]

Catch! [guard does catch the head]

Fat Lady

Get ready for a surprise! [Head explodes as Quaid runs past the guard]

In this scene

Captain Everett Marc Alaimo
Customs Agent Roger Cudney
Fat Lady Priscilla Allen

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