Julie quotes from Tootsie (1982)

Julie

I know I'm pretty and I use it. I just guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr. Brewster's office so late.

Dorothy

Well, no, that's not true. You know, Dr. Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward. Always claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. Do you know what?

Uh-oh.

Dorothy

I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, and just instruct them to just zap him in his badoobies.

Cattle prod!

Dorothy

Ruby? Hi, you wanna open the yellow pages under the section, Farm Equipment retail...

Julie

Hello?

Dorothy

That's a corncob.

Julie

I miss Dorothy.

Michael

You don't have to. She's right here. And she misses you. Look, you don't know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. The hard part's over, you know? We were already... good friends.