To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
That's very theatrical, Joe.
Yeah, I know.
Did you make that up?
I wish I had.
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
That's very theatrical, Joe.
Yeah, I know.
Did you make that up?
I wish I had.
Do you believe in love?
I believe in saying, "I love you." It helps you concentrate.
Nothing I ever do is good enough. It's not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"
Now that's probably one of your better con lines.
Yeah, it it. But that doesn't mean I don't mean it.
I always look for the worst in people.
A little of yourself in them?
Yeah, a little of myself. And generally, I find it.
Well, it may take you years, but you'll find it. Oh, you are cute. You are cute.
Why do you suppose she'd put up with this?
I could think of many reasons for being with you.
Now, don't bullshit a bullshitter.