I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Randy Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.
Played by Chase Ellison 
Tooth Fairy (2010) · 9 quotes
Tooth Fairy (2010) · 9 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Tooth Fairy (2010): in 3 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek "The Tooth Fairy" Thompson (3)
Scenes with Randy
3 scenes Randy [driving in his car, clearly upset about how the game went when he sees Carly and her kids]
Oh great... [gets out the car to see them]
Carly
Hey honey, how was your game?
Not good.
Tess
Derek, guess what? I have another loose tooth.
Good for you, honey.
Carly
What's the matter, hon?
Everything. Nothing, you know. Forget it.
Randy Can we go practice now?
You know what, can we skip today's session. I just don't have it in me.
Randy But the Talent Show's tomorrow night.
You will be fine.
Randy I need at least one more run through it.
No, you don't, okay.
Randy No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get down.
[snaps]
Hey, hey, hey! It doesn't matter what you do in the Talent Show. You're never gonna be a famous rock star. You're just gonna be another kid with a guitar. [Randy stares, feeling hurt] So do yourself a favor and just give it up, okay?
Carly
Derek. (Please...)
Look, baby. I am sorry but it's for his own good. Trust me. [with his dreams crushed, Randy tearfully smashes his guitar on the ground like a blue shell from Mario Kart. Carly gasps, Tess looks on in shock, while Randy gives one last tearful look at Derek, who looks guilty, before picking up his broken guitar and heading to the car]
Randy Come on, Tess! (Tess, let's go!) [sobbing]
Carly
Ugh, what is wrong with you?!
Carly
You had a bad day?!
Yeah, I had a bad day, okay.
Carly
No, no. That is not okay! You are never gonna speak to my children again! We are done. [Carly starts heading back to her car]
Carly.
Carly
You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say what if. [sadly] And you never will. [Carly drives off, leaving Derek feeling awful about what he just did]
Randy.
Randy What are you doing here?
I have to talk to you.
Randy Go away.
Listen. Those things I said yesterday, I was wrong.
Randy I don't care.
You gotta keep playing guitar. You're really good. And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time. I am so sorry.
Randy Even if I wanted to, I can't. I smashed my guitar, remember? Tonight is the Talent Show.
Hold on a second. [makes a new guitar for Randy with his magic wand] Maybe this will help.
Randy Whoa, it's awesome. How did you do that?
All-purpose magic generator.
