Q
[Disguised as a rental car agent]
If you'll just sign here, Mr. Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?
James Bond
Yes.
Q
Fire?
Bond
Probably.
Q
Property destruction?
Bond
Definitely.
Q
Personal injury?
Bond
Well, I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q
And they frequently do with you.
Bond
[Bond signs the waiver]
Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Do I need any other protection?
Q
Only from me, 007. Unless you bring back that car back in pristine order.

