James Bond [after ejecting an assassin in the back seat of the jet he is flying into another jet, resulting in the other jet's destruction, along with all aboard]
Backseat driver.
Most-quoted character in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997): in 13 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Elliot Carver (4), Wai-Lin (2)
They'll print anything these days.
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Admiral Roebuck [during an argument at MI6 headquarters]
That's preposterous! We know exactly where that ship was positioned! The GPS system - Global Positioning Satellites do not lie!
M Yes, but our Singapore station picked up a mysterious signal - on the GPS frequency at the time of the attack. It could have sent that ship off course.
Roebuck I have a missing British frigate-
M I'm aware of that!
Roebuck And instead of decisive action, all you want to do is-
M My goal is to prevent World War III, Admiral, and I don't think sending an armada into the recovery area is the best way to do it.
Defense Minister
Where exactly did this mysterious GPS signal come from?
M We're still investigating.
Roebuck "Investigating". With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job!
M Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
Defense Minister
That's enough. Now where do we stand?
Roebuck It was an unprovoked attack held in international waters. We send in the fleet for recovery and prepare for full retaliation!
M Moderation. We investigate and stop short of sending the entire British Navy within 10 minutes of the world's largest air force.
Defense Minister
When will our ships be in position?
Roebuck 48 hours.
Defense Minister
Great. The press are already screaming for blood; the last thing we want to do is escalate the situation.
James Bond [arrives with a copy of the Tomorrow newspaper]
I'm afraid it may be too late to worry about that.
Defense Minister
[reads the paper]
"Seventeen British sailors murdered"?! "According to Vietnamese officials who recovered the bodies, the victims were riddled with the same ammunition used by the Chinese Air Force."
M Did you leak this?
Roebuck NO! This is the first I've heard of it.
Defense Minister
Well, this settles it. We send in the fleet. M, you have 48 hours to investigate.
James Bond There is one strange thing. When I called our contact in Saigon, he said the Vietnamese only found our sailors three hours ago.
Charles Robinson How did they get the paper out so fast?
James Bond Somebody at Tomorrow knew before the Vietnamese government did.
M How much do you know about Elliot Carver, 007?
James Bond Worldwide media baron. Able to topple governments with a single broadcast. Carver owns that newspaper, Tomorrow.
M I didn't want to discuss this in front of the Minister, but that mysterious signal came from one of Carver's satellites. The PM would have my head if he knew we were investigating him. [hands Bond a document containing his mission] I'm sending you to Hamburg, 007. We've arranged for you to be invited tonight to a party at Carver's media centre.
Charles Robinson They're celebrating the launch of a new satellite, because now he has the ability to reach every human being on Earth.
M Except the Chinese, who've refused broadcast rights.
Moneypenny [rolls down her window and displays documents]
James, your ticket, cover story and rental car reservation. Sign here, please.
M [as Bond signs one of the documents]
I believe you once had a relationship with Carver's wife, Paris?
James Bond That was a long time ago, M. Before she was married. I didn't realise it was public knowledge.
Moneypenny Queen and country, James.
M Your job is to find out whether it was Carver or someone in his organisation who sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver if necessary.
James Bond I doubt if she'll remember me.
M Remind her. Then pump her for information.
Moneypenny You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
James Bond If only that were true of you and I, Moneypenny.
[at the launch of the CMGN satellite network]
Anyway, there's absolutely no truth in this malicious rumour that I started running mad cow disease stories simply because Sir Angus Black, the great British beef baron, lost £10,000 to me in a game of poker and refused to pay up. Moreover, there's even less truth in the rumour I took a hundred million francs from the French to keep the stories running for another year.
Usherette
Excuse me, Mr. Carver.
Yes.
Usherette
This is the new banker, Mr?
James Bond Bond. James Bond.
Another new banker. I seem to collect them. Tell me, Mr. Bond how's the market reacting to the crisis?
Bond Well, currencies are off. Your stock is soaring.
James Bond [Bond approaches Paris at the launch party]
I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. [she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him] Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris Carver
How about the words "I'll be right back"?
[Carver's men have caught Bond and Wai Lin in Vietnam, and brought them to Carver's tower in Saigon]
You may have seen the General in the hallway just now but perhaps, with all your jetting around, you've not had a chance to peruse today's headlines. [brings up newspaper scans on the large screens covering the wall: European English-language editions of Tomorrow with one headline CRISIS GROWS and another reading CHINA WARNS OF WAR. sees third news headline THE EMPIRE WILL STRIKE BACK, flanked by UK and Chinese flags] I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine!
James Bond I never believe what I read in the press anyway.
Ha! Therein lies your problem, Mr. Bond. You see, we're both men of action, but your era and Miss Lin's is passing. Words are the new weapons, satellites the new artillery.
Bond And you become the new Supreme Allied Commander?
Exactly! Caesar had his legions, Napoleon had his armies, I have my divisions. TV, news, magazines. And by midnight I'll have reached and influenced more people than anyone in the history of this planet, [points up] save God Himself. And the best He ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount.
Bond You really are quite insane.
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power.
James Bond And they say communists don't know how to have fun.
Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I don't even have a "little red book."
Don't you realise how absurd your position is?!
James Bond No more absurd than starting a war for ratings!
Great men have always manipulated the media to save the world. Look at William Randolph Hearst, who told his photographers "You provide the pictures, I'll provide the war". I've just taken it one step further.
Bond [kills a henchman sneaking up on him]
Sorry, I tuned out for a moment, Elliot.
Touché.
[Carver is gloating over a seemingly beaten Bond]
You're too late again, Mr. Bond. It's a bad habit. There's nothing you can do. The missile is fully programmed, it can't be stopped. In a matter of minutes, my plan will succeed, and thanks largely to your efforts, the British Navy will destroy the evidence. [Bond surreptiously activates the sea-drill behind them] And I'll be out of here, in a Carver News helicopter covering the event. It's going to be a fantastic show!
James Bond I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot. [Carver notices the approaching drill as it breaks through a window; Bond uses the distraction to overpower him] You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! Give the people what they want! [Bond leaves Carver in the drill's path]
James Bond Let's stay under cover.
Q [Disguised as a rental car agent]
If you'll just sign here, Mr. Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?
James Bond Yes.
Q Fire?
Bond Probably.
Q Property destruction?
Bond Definitely.
Q Personal injury?
Bond Well, I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q And they frequently do with you.
Bond [Bond signs the waiver]
Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Do I need any other protection?
Q Only from me, 007. Unless you bring back that car back in pristine order.
Jack Wade [Bond steps off a helicopter at an American airfield in his navy uniform. Wade walks up to him]
Yo, Jimbo!
James Bond Wade? What the hell are you doing here?
Wade Jimbo, you know the world's my office. This way. [Leads Bond off the airstrip] You know, officially, Uncle Sam's completely neutral in this turkey shoot.
Bond And unofficially?
Wade We have no interest in seeing World War III, unless we start it.
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