Fifteen years on the tour an' you're still a ****in' pussy.
Simms
Thirteen years on the driving range and you still think this game is about your testosterone count.
6th most-quoted character in Tin Cup (1996): in 3 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Roy McAvoy (3)
Scenes with Simms
3 scenesParred the backside with a 7-iron.
Simms
Why?
Yeah, that's exactly right. That's the question, "Why?"
Because he broke his other clubs. Snapped them in two.
Simms
Jesus.
Not all of them. Romeo broke two.
Simms
I'm on your side here. We go way back. I hope you qualify for the Open. But if you do, you better play with control or you'll get slaughtered. Good players shoot an 80 in the Open. You see it means you just can't go for it.
Keep shooting pars, asshole!
Simms
I'll take 18 of them, all day long!
Do it and I'll own you.
