This is 40 (2012) · 18 quotes
Pete
Don't talk to me about responsibilities. I have a life. I have a family. I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off, and then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at three o'clock in the morning.
Ronnie
That's not even the order that happens in!
Ronnie
What are you doing?
I'm contextualizing him as one of the great figures in rock history.
Ronnie
You can't show him in his prime in '77 and then jump straight to him as he is now. It's terrifying. You have to reverse it. You have got to show him as he is now, very briefly, and then show him in 1977. You have got to Benjamin Button it.
I don't know what you're talking about. All rock stars are older now. Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger...
Pete
Paul McCartney.
Ronnie
Okay, stop it. Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now. You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys. Keith Richards gets away with it, but that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40. And now that he's 70, he looks 69. He's regenerating.
Got a bit of a problem. Touch of gout.
Pete
Gout?
Yeah, my whole family, they all had gout.
Pete
Jesus.
Ronnie
That's very unfortunate.
My auntie Queenie, she had a foot like the size of a small pig. I've got a photo of it.
Ronnie
I'd love to see that photo of that gout foot.
A couple of bunions as well.
Ronnie
****.
Oh, my gosh, hi. Me, oh, my. I did not see you there.
Hi.
Ronnie
I saw you there.
Did you guys come together? Are you... a couple?
I just, I'm sorry, I thought it was, uh... the mustache is a little...
Mm, that's fair.
I just assumed.
Ronnie
This is a straight man's mustache.
What is the difference between a gay man's mustache and a... straight man's mustache?
The smell.
