A character in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Hitchhiker quotes from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Edwin Neal

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974): in 3 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Franklin (2), Sally (2)

Scenes with Hitchhiker

3 scenes

So, where you heading, man?

Hitchhiker

South.

You work at that place? The slaughter house?

Hitchhiker

Uh... no.

How'd you get stuck way out here?

Hitchhiker

I was at the slaughter house.

I got an uncle who works in a slaughter house.

Hitchhiker

I used to work there. My brother did too. My grandfather too. My family's always been in meat!

[Quietly to Sally]

A whole family of Draculas!

Hey man, you ever go in that slaughter room or whatever they call it? The place where they shoot cattle in the head with that big air gun?

Hitchhiker

Oh, that gun's no good.

I was in there once with my uncle.

Hitchhiker

The old way... with a sledge! You see, that way's better. They die better that way.

Well, how come? I thought the gun was better.

Hitchhiker

Oh, no. With the new way... people were put out of jobs.

Did you do that?

Hitchhiker
[digs through pouch for a few pictures]

Look! [hands them to Franklin] I was the killer!

[looking at the pictures]

Damn...

Old Man

Quiet! You act like a pack of hounds.

Hitchhiker

We're just having fun.

Old Man

You think this is a party?

[to Old Man]

Please, help me. You can make them stop...

Hitchhiker

He can't.

Old Man

Shut your mouth! [to Sally] Can't be helped, young lady. [The Hitchhiker starts to giggle] Shut up! Don't pay him no mind.

Please...you can't let them kill me.

Old Man

Can't be helped.

Hitchhiker
[to Leatherface]

You like that face?

[Leatherface gibbers]

They're crazy. You have to help!

Hitchhiker

He can't do anything. He's just a cook.

Old Man

Shut up, you bitch hog!

Hitchhiker

Me and Leatherface do all the work. He don't like it. Isn't that right? You ain't nothing but a cook.

Old Man

Shut your mouth! You don't understand nothing.

Hitchhiker

I understand you're nothing. Me and him do all the work.

Old Man

I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.

Oh, please! You can't... [to the Hitchhiker] Why do you want to kill me? I never hurt you. [he giggles] Please...I'll do anything you want. [starts crying, then the others begin mocking her tears]

Old Man

No need to torture the poor girl.

Hitchhiker

You just the cook, remember. Me and him take care of this.

Old Man

You get on with it. I won't have this.

Hitchhiker

We in no hurry. You ain't going nowhere.

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