Jerry quotes from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Pam

Hey, listen to Franklin's horoscope. “Travel in the country, long–range plans, and upsetting persons around you, could make this a disturbing and unpredictable day. The events in the world are not doing much either to cheer one up.”

Jerry

That's just perfect. And now read Sally's.

Pam

Oh, no. Capricorn's ruled by Saturn. “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”

Jerry

Hi, Mister. Would you fill'er up, please?

I got no gas.

Kirk

What? You're all out of gas?

My tank's empty! Transport wouldn't be here until late this afternoon. Maybe not even 'til tomorrow morning.

Franklin

Hey, do you know where the old Franklin place is?

The old Franklin place?

Franklin

Yeah, it's an old two-story rock house that sitting up on a hill. I thought it might be back on that road someplace, but I'm not really sure.

Uh... yeah, maybe I've seen something like that up that way. Well now look, you boys don't want to go messin' around some old house. You're liable to get hurt. You don't want to go fooling around other folk's property. Some folks don't like it, they don't mind showing you.

Sally

Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.

Jerry

Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi.