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Ted: [after coming back alive, appearing and sounding ****ed] I'm alive, Johnny!
John: Oh, my god!
Ted: I'm alive! Your magical wish worked!
John: You're back! How did-
Ted: Yeah, I mean, when you filled me up, you put some of the stuffing in some of the wrong places, so I'm a little ****ed up. But will you take care of me forever and ever? [turns out to be normal] Ha-ha! I'm just kidding ya! I just thought it'd be funny if you actually thought I was ****in' ****ed.
John: [laughing] You asshole!
Ted: Come 'ere, you bastard!
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