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Ted: There you are, John. There's some guy in your office is making out with that Van Wielder looking guy.
John: You know what, **** you. I don't even wanna talk to you!
Ted: What?
John: Do you what just happened? Do you have any clue? My ****ing life just ended!
Ted: Oh come on. She'll go home watching Bridget Jones something asshole. You'll talk to her tomorrow. Come on upstairs.
John: Are you even listening to me?! DID YOU GIVE ANY SHRED OF A SHIT?!?
Ted: ...Course I do, John. Thunder Buddies for life, remember?
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