Eugene [narrating]:
This is the story of how I died...and went to Heaven! Okay, so the Kingdom of Corona, to be exact, but, hey, let's not get hung up on semantics. Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens... You know what, I'm just gonna give you the rapid-fire shorthand here. The sun drop created a golden flower with healing powers. Creepy, old Mother Gothel sang a song to said flower to regain her youth. Yada, yada... the queen got sick, flower healed Queen, Queen gave birth to Rapunzel who was born with the flower's healing powers and everything was all flying lanterns and cheering subjects. Until- Gothel stole the princess and kept her locked in a tower for eighteen long years. Then, the princess was rescued by a dashing, steely-eyed, suave, smoldering, devilishly charming rogue. Now, some people might've called him a thief, but I always prefer the term, "misunderstood good guy". You see, it wasn't always easy for young Eugene, raised as an orphan on the rough streets --

Rapunzel

Hey, Eugene, focus.

Huh? Oh! Right. Sorry. So, the beautiful young maiden- that's you- and the handsome rogue- that's me- made a deal. we followed some lanterns, I saved you from Gothel, you saved me from death. Then you got, arguably, the world's most overly-dramatic haircut. And then --

Rapunzel

And then I was reunited with my long-lost family. But that is where our new story began. Six months have passed. I was loving life inside the Kingdom of Corona, and my coronation to officially become princess had finally come.
Eugene We all had a few surprises that day, didn't we, sunshine? (Pascal giggles) Laugh it up, frog.

Rapunzel

Now, I know what you're all thinking. Yes, Eugene and I did get married. But, make no mistake, getting to the wedding day and our happily ever after would be the biggest adventure we would ever face.
Eugene Oh, that's good.