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Narrator: Now, it's hard to be a genius all by yourself. In fact, sometimes it takes a little help.
[smoke emerges from the pot of soup, an empty pot falls on the table, the smoke carries to the empty pot, and from the pot emerges Baldo, a soup genie made of vegetables]
Andre: You changed something.
Baldo: You're crazy. I did not touch it.
Andre: I can smell it. What's this?
Baldo: What?
Andre: This! [picks off a garlic]
Baldo: Ow! Garlic.
Andre: Garlic?
Baldo: Yeah, a little garlic. It was already there.
Andre: No.
Baldo: Yes.
Andre: No.
Baldo: Yes.
Andre: NOT THIS MUCH! [grabs the garlic vine]
Baldo: OW!
Andre: [as he rips the garlic vine from Baldo] You ruined my soup!
Baldo: I saved your soup! Those people wait all year, and you want to give them this...dishwater.
Andre: Dishwater?
Baldo: Dishwater.
Andre: DISHWATER?! [hits Baldo]
Baldo: OW! Cut it out!
[the scene cuts to outside the kitchen with windows showing Andre and Baldo still fighting]
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