So, are you the woman in the video?
Veronika
My face is not seen.
Do you have any identifying marks? Tattoos on your buttocks?
Veronika
Certainly not.
On your perineum? [Veronika looks confused and Mark leans over to whisper]
It's the bit of skin between your vagina and your bumhole.
That's disgusting.
So you're not vajazzled. May I ask, what is your relationship with the accused?
Veronika
We are friends.
...
Mark. [Mark walks back over]
She's too young for you. [Mark walks away unimpressed]
...
Here it is. [Reading off laptop] "EU Small Business Development Loans. Zero-interest loans distributed regionally towards projects that stimulate regeneration of formerly industrial areas. Loans are available of up to 100,000. Applications should be made online, which may be followed by an invitation to present a business plan."
Blah, blah, **** blah.
I'm trying to help you, Simon. We're blowing all that cashpoint money on lawyer's fees.
You could've got someone cheaper.
Well, I wouldn't have had to get anyone at all if you hadn't engaged in **** blackmail. Is there anything left of your 4,000 I gave you?
No, I've got expenses, just like everyone else.
What, all of it? You snorted the whole **** wad?
It's called debt, Mark.
The point is, we need cash now, not in six months' time.
And you realize what's at stake here? I promised to set up a sauna for Veronika. And if I don't get it up and running soon, she's gonna leave me.
**** leave you anyway.
No, it's not gonna happen.
Is she actually even with you?
She's my girlfriend.
You've never ever been a normal junkie.
I have **** her, and I'll **** her again.
What? When she was working at the sauna?
That's not fair. You know, since we're having this conversation, I can tell you that fully consensual, emotionally driven, not-for-profit sexual intercourse has been attained.
Simon, you're a romantic.
Veronika and I have had our rough patches. I'll be the first to admit that.
Shall we submit this application?
Do what you want, but I need someone on-site working. I need progress. Now.
