S Simon
But you're not...
F Franco
Aye. **** shut up.
S Simon
Yeah, sorry if I seemed a little shocked to see you, Frank. It's just... Well, I was gonna... I was gonna deal with this myself and then give you the good news, but... You're not gonna believe this. So, two days ago, I got a call from an old friend of mine. Gav Temperly. You remember him?
S Simon
Anyway. He's on business in Amsterdam. And he's in a café one morning, and he hears this voice beside him. A whiny, ****y voice.
S Simon
So he turns around, right? This is two **** days ago. I'm just getting over it myself. There he is.
S Simon
Hasn't changed in 20 years. Very same smug, little ****y grin across his ugly face.
F Franco
For ****'s sake!
S Simon
Aye, Renton. Mark **** Renton. Living in Amsterdam all this time on our money.
F Franco
****. Did Renton clock him?
S Simon
No. So Gav followed him. He went into an office block not far from the center of town. And Gav had to split then, but he's gonna go back. He's gonna hang out, he's gonna follow Renton home, and then...
F Franco
And we're gonna pay him a visit.
F Franco
I need a passport.
S Simon
I can get you one. I'll take some weapons. Well, we can probably get weapons there, Franco.
F Franco
Aye. Probably. They've got that kind of stuff in Amsterdam, eh?
S Simon
Aye. Now, the important thing is for you to keep your head down. Low profile till the passport comes through, till I get the tickets. 'Cause this is an opportunity, Frank.
S Simon
I'm gonna **** tear him to pieces.
F Franco
You most definitely **** will.
S Simon
Simon and I do not sleep together.
F Franco
No? I had wondered.
M Mark
[Mark is doing loan application presentation to European Union Montary Fund]
This is the renovation and conversion of an iconic Leith building. We see it very much as being an artisanal bed-and-breakfast experience. A destination in its own right. Artworks by local artists on the walls. Locally sourced fresh food. Outreach programs to inspire children in school to think outside the box. To inspire in them a belief that... Yes, they can. There was a time when this port served thousands of ships around the globe. Now it can rise again. And we believe our business will occupy a central role, both physically and emotionally, at the heart of this new wave of regeneration in Leith.
M Murphy
We used to steal all this stuff. Fancy wallpaper. Sell on to the middle classes and that. Me and Mark used to steal all kinds of stuff, actually. Till we got caught. He got off. I got six months. Still, you find out what you're good at inside. Signatures... That's what I found out. Anyone's. If I seen it once, I can do it. So, when I got out, "Bye-bye, shoplifting. Hello, checkbook. Hello, check card. Up to Western Union. Signature, cash in hand. Up to Swanney's, pay off my debts, buy some skag. I was a portable **** goldmine.
Veronika
So, what happened?
M Murphy
Chip and PIN, debit cards, e-banking. Billionaires moving money at the touch of a button. There's no room for an honest artisan like me anymore.
Veronika
So, what did you do?
M Murphy
Back on the pavement. Seven days a week.
Veronika
I like your stories. I think you should write them down.
Veronika
Yeah. Just write them the way you say them. They're funny. I would like to read them. Mark and Simon can help.
M Murphy
[Murphy, Simon and Mark arrive by train to the same desolate stop as in the original film] [Voiceover reading from page]
"Tommy looks well. It's terrifying. He's gonna die. Sometime between the next few weeks and the next 15 years, Tommy will be no more. Chances are that I'll be exactly the same. Difference is we know this with Tommy. Tommy cannot get out.
M Mark
[Reading aloud]
He cannot afford to heat his home, put himself in a bubble, live in the warm, eat good fresh food, keep his mind stimulate with new challenges. He will only live five or 10 or 15 years before he is crushed. Tommy will not survive winter in West Granton."
...
S Simon
Well, I'm trying hard, Mark, but I'm not feeling anything. We were young. Bad things happened. It's over. Can we go home now?
M Mark
Two hours to the next train.
S Simon
Oh, for ****'s sake.
M Mark
Look, we're here as an act of memorial.
S Simon
Nostalgia. That's why you're here. You're a tourist in your own youth. Just 'cause you had a near-death experience, and now you're feeling all fuzzy and warm. What other moments will you be revisiting? Here's a good one. How about the time you sold Tommy his very first hit, leading him on to heroin addiction, HIV infection, and ultimately his death at the age of... What was it, 22, 23?
S Simon
Twenty-three. How innocent was that?
M Mark
Aye, that's mine. How's yours?
S Simon
Don't know what you're talking about.
M Mark
She'd be a woman by now. Maybe kids of her own. But she never got that far, did she? Never got to lead her life. Because her father, someone who should have been looking after her, protecting his own infant, was too busy filling his own veins with heroin to check that she was breathing properly. How do you keep a lid on that one?
M Mark
[They take the train back and proceed to inject heroin with Murphy looking on tormented]
Well, that's that, then. Here we go.
M Mark
[Simon and Mark have gone to a club and Mark goes to the washroom and is disgusted at the filthiness of a toilet, a previous film reference]
****'s sake.
...
F Franco
[Franco settles himself into a booth]
All right, doll.
F Franco
Looking good, baby.
G Girl
Not bad yourself, daddy-o.
F Franco
Why, bring it over here.
G Girl
I'm not wearing any knickers.
F Franco
For ****'s sake. Well, tell you what... Just away for a piss. Back in a moment. We'll see what's happening, okay?
F Franco
All right, Murphy?
F Franco
Sit down, sit down. Now... So where is he? Don't say, "Who? Don't say, "I don't know." Just **** tell me where he is. Still a junkie, Murphy?
M Murphy
No. I'm clean now, Frank.
F Franco
You? Clean? **** joke. [Observing yellow pages taped to the wall] What is all this shit anyway?!
M Murphy
It's just, like, stories and that.
F Franco
"Stories"? What are you writing stories for? Who's gonna read shit written by a **** like you?
M Murphy
Just thought maybe my grandchildren, or...
F Franco
You got grandchildren?
F Franco
What you writing **** stories for them for?! They may not even like stories! You thought of that?!
M Murphy
No. That's a good point, Franco.
F Franco
[Starts reading out a page]
"The sweat was lashing off Sick Boy." Sick... Sick Boy? What, is it about him?!
M Murphy
It's about all of us, like.
F Franco
All of you?! About me?!
M Murphy
No, not about you.
F Franco
**** better not be. "Strolling Through the Meadows." Here, [Hands page to Murphy] read it.
M Murphy
Strolling Through the Meadows. The pubs, like, dead busy. It's full o' loco-locals and festival types. 'Cause the festival was going on, see, in the story. They're all having a little snort before heading off to the next show. Beg... Beg... I was definitely gonna cut this bit out, Frank.
F Franco
Well, **** read it.
M Murphy
Begbie's pissed his jeans.
F Franco
I remember that night. Read on.
F Franco
Read on. Read on.
M Murphy
The boy, likes, just wouldn't hand over the wallet, even when Begbie pulled the knife, like. The last words I heard the dude say was, You won't use that. Begbie went **** crazy, got, like, that carried away with the bladework, you know. We nearly forgot the wallet, likes. Blood was flowing into the latrine, mixing with the piss.
F Franco
Blood. Mixing with the piss. It was an ugly sight, man. Murphy. You've got hidden talents, man.
M Murphy
Then it happens. All I did was put a pint of Export in front of Begbie. He takes one **** gulp out o' it. Then he throws the empty glass from his last pint straight over the balcony in a casual backhand motion. The glass crashes down on this girl's head, which splits open as she falls to her knees. Begbie's on his feet and we're racing down the stairs, and he shouts... [Franco rises up and passionately re-enacts the scene speaking in unison with Murphy] That lady got glassed! And no **** leaves here till I find out what **** did it."
F Franco
That is lovely. What else have you got? What's this? What's this? London, London. Renton had never seen so much money. He stole the money. Took it from his friends."
M Murphy
What? No, that is just a story, that one. That is just a little story. Renton felt no sympathy for Begbie. No. Renton's real guilt was for Spud. He loved Spud. Spud had never hurt anybody. If there was one person whom Renton would try to compensate, it was Spud."
F Franco
"Compensate"? I'm only gonna **** ask you this once. How much money did he leave you?
M Murphy
£4,000. Left it in a locker.
F Franco
Well, you didn't **** tell us that at the time.
M Murphy
I'm sorry, Franco.
F Franco
Don't **** move.
M Murphy
I did steal the money, but they shouldn't have been surprised. I mean, we stole from all sorts of people. Shops, businesses, neighbors, family. Friends was just one more class of victim. In the morning, when you were gone with my money, I was furious, but also I thought,
F Franco
"'Course he's taken it. "Why wouldn't he?"
M Murphy
It's me. I'm not here.
V Viktoria
What do you mean, you're not here?
M Murphy
Go! Veronika, you cannot be here. Please. It's not safe for you, kitten-cat. You got to vamoose.
V Viktoria
What happened?
M Murphy
Tell Mark. Tell Simon. They need to run quick. The Beggar is on the loose. Please, Veronika, he'll be back at any minute.
V Viktoria
Who will be back? [Franco appears in doorway]
F Franco
Well, well, well. Rescue. This your bird, Murphy?
M Murphy
Please, Franco, leave her alone. She has nothing to do with this. [Franco forces Veronika up against a wall with his face menacing hers]
F Franco
'Course she hasn't. What would she be doing with an ugly **** like you? What's your name, doll?
F Franco
Veronika. Well, that's lovely. And how do you know Mr. Murphy here?
F Franco
Simon? Good old Simon. And what about Simon's very best friend? You know him and all? You got a phone?
F Franco
Aye. A mobile phone. You know the kind of thing.
V Viktoria
But you have to let us go. Both of us.
...
M Murphy
Where are you going? You shouldn't be out in this neck of the woods, kitten-cat.
V Viktoria
I have a plan for us.
F Franco
[Franco continues reading]
We went for a piss in the old Leith Central Station. Me, Renton and Begbie. Place was empty, soon to be demolished. Some size o' station this was. Used to be steam engines to all over from here. Choo-****-choo! An old drunkard, whom Begbie had been looking at, lurched up to us, wine bottle in his hand. What're you up to, lads, eh? Trainspotting? In Leith Central? He says, laughing. I noticed Begbie seemed strangely subdued and uncomfortable. They **** turn it on for you. **** shit-bag! It was only then I realized the old wino was Begbie's father. First, there is an opportunity. And then, there's a betrayal. And that's how it ends.