Hazel I like it. I do! I'm - I'm just really concerned about dying in the fire.
Burning House Realtor
It's a big decision - how one prefers to die.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Synecdoche, New York (2008): in 3 of its 29 quotes
A line from HazelSo I'm reading The Trial [...] I'm such an idiot for not knowing about this book. It's famous, as it turns out.
Scenes with Hazel
2 scenes Hazel 
I don't understand why you're with Sammy.
Hazel He's nice, he's available, he ****s me without crying.
