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Kill him!
Good luck with that.
Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman
21 quotes
Lois Lane
Rachel Brosnahan · 11 quotes
Lex Luthor
Nicholas Hoult · 9 quotes
Michael Holt / Mister Terrific
Edi Gathegi · 7 quotes
Guy Gardner / Green Lantern
Nathan Fillion · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman & Lex Luthor (3), Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman & Lois Lane (2)
Superman quotes
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Robot #4
Maybe one day, you'll give me a name.
Four is a name.
Robot #4
So's "Gary".
Just give me a minute, I'll get Krypto and we'll go--
Mr. Terrific
You brought that dog, man?!
Yeah, I, uh, I didn't want him killing my parents' cows.
Luthor. Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.
Don't worrry; tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type.
Kryptonian.
Meh, same diff.
WHERE'S THE DOG?!
I have no clue what you're talking about.
...He's just a dog.
I don't know what dog you're talking about. [mumbling into his coffee cup] Ugly dog in a cape?
What did you say?
Hm? I didn't say anything.
You're driven by envy, Luthor -- you couldn't be more obvious!
No shit. I'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 13L. [Ultraman uses his heat vision on Superman] I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat! But at least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet just to have the world fawn over him! Because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are! So, my envy is a calling! It is the sole hope for humanity, because it is what has driven me to annihilating you! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! [Ultraman repeatedly punches Superman in sync with Luthor's commands]
Kara Zor-El/Supergirl
[A woosh and crashing sound is heard]
Ah, shoot.
Robot #4
Sir, I think your cousin has returned.
Supergirl
[partially inebriated]
What...the hell, dude! Why'd you move the door?
Supergirl
And where is my dog?
[Krypto perks his ears at Kara's voice, and immediately flies to her, knocking her down and immediately playing roughly with her, all while Supergirl laughs]
Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues.
Robot #4
No boundaries. [Krypto slams Supergirl repeatedly into the floor, cracking it, and Supergirl still laughs] It's not healthy, is it?
Mmmhmm.
Supergirl
[picks herself up, brushing herself off]
Okay, come on. [Walks out with Krypto] Thanks for watching him, bitch!
Robot #4
[immediately understanding]
Oh...
Because of our metabolism, we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.
Robot #4
If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her partying.
Yeah.
[Anchor: What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years? Saving countless lives...]
No, he's grooming us. Lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance, forging a path for his superpowered descendants to rule the Earth. I will not accept that. Will you? [Anchor: Mr. Luthor...] I'm... I'm scared. I will admit that, I am scared. Because who knows how large his secret harem is already?
[Lex: You piece of shit alien!]
That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex! I'm as human as anyone! I love! I-I get scared! I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can! I screw up all the time! But that is being human! And that's my greatest strength! And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too!
[Lois: He's just a dog.]
Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but he's out there alone and he's probably scared. I love you, Lois. I should've told you that a long time ago.
[Lois: That haircut should be against your vows.]
That what? That what should be what? I'll have you know, 348 chicks say otherwise!
[Lois: What do you know about these biological parents of yours?]
Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place. [Lois: They said that?] They did. They sent a message along with me. That message is why I do what I do. I cherish it more than anything.
[Lois: You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?]
Oh, I do that to everybody.
[to Clark]
Whoa, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do?