A character in Superman (2025)

Lois Lane quotes from Superman (2025)

Rachel Brosnahan
Played by Rachel Brosnahan Superman (2025) · 52 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Superman (2025): in 11 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman (2)

A line from Lois Lane

I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman.

More lines from Lois Lane

5 quotes
Lois Lane

I didn't actually make it through your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. That isn't one of them.

Lois Lane
[to Clark]

Whoa, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? That's a thing you can do?

Lois Lane
[to Jimmy, about Eve, after analyzing her selfies]

Your hot ex is a genius!

Scenes with Lois Lane

5 scenes
Lois

Ready?

Clark

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Lois

Superman.

Clark

Miss Lane.

Lois

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some might--

Clark

I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but--

Lois

It's a lot. Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia.

Clark
(exhales)
Lois

That-- that's funny?

Clark

It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um... I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war.

Lois

Maybe.

Clark

Uh, not "maybe." I did.

Lois

Okay. How?

Clark

Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.

Lois

And?

Clark

And... smashed some tanks and things and a couple of planes and some other stuff. There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Lois

Did you interact at all with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos?

Clark

A very small amount.

Lois

What's a very small amount?

Clark

That was between us.

Lois
(pauses the recorder.)

This is all on the record.

Clark

Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.

Lois

Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Clark

Really?

Lois

Really.

Clark
(tape recorder beeps)

After I stopped the war, I went to see Ghurkos.

Lois

Where?

Clark

In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace.

Lois

And?

Clark

And I took a private audience with Ghurkos.

Lois

How?

Clark

I flew him out to the desert, and I...

Lois

And you...

Clark

And I placed him against a cactus.

Lois

A cactus? So... torture.

Clark

No. Not torture. Its spikes were like... not even that big.

Lois

What did you say?

Clark

I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, he'll have to personally answer to me.

Lois

What did you mean by that?

Clark

That if such events occured, we would have a more serious problem, that's all.

Lois

More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus?

Clark

Ghurkos was gonna kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that--

Lois

So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the midddle of an incredibly heated geopolitical situation siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which historically has not been a friend to the US against a nation that's technically our ally, and then threatened to murder their head of state.

Clark
[overlapping]

No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on a second. Jarhanpur has changed. First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country does not give another nation the right to invade it.

Lois

Yes, but the Boravian government maintains they're freeing the Jarhanpurians from a tyrannical regime.

Clark

Yes, but you know that's very silly.

Lois

I do?

Clark

The Boravian goverment, of all people, is saying this? Come on!

Lois

This is on the record, Superman.

Clark

Now--No. Now, see... Now you're being dishonest, Lois.

Lois

How am I being dishonest? What are you--? Stop.

Clark
[looks for stop button]

Where's the button? You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned.

Lois

I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? No, I don't. Can we go on now?

Clark

Yeah, fine. [tries turning the recorder on] I don't-- You do it.

Lois

You think this is going well?

Clark

Do I think this is going well? Um... I think I'm doing a good job.

Lois

Superman, did you consult with the President before entering Boravian airspace?

Clark
[deep, heavy sigh]

No.

Lois

The Secretary of Defense?

Clark

No.

Lois

Or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation--?

Clark

Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people!

Lois

Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States will cause more problems around the world! More than a war that lasted between twelve and twenty-four hours!

Clark
[overlapping]

I wasn't representing anybody except for me and-- and-- myself and, and, and good! I don't know, doing good!

Lois

It was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another!

Clark

Is that really how you feel?

Lois

I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but I--I'd question it! Yeah! I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat, consider the consequences!

Clark

PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!

Lois Lane

My point is, I question everything and everyone. You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

Lois

Oh, my God! Why does he always trust everyone?!

He doesn't! Just us, because we are also of the cloth!

Lois

"Of the cloth"?
[Guy gestures to his own super-suit.]

Lois

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door?

Mr. Terrific

I haven't worked on that yet.

Lois
[about Eve Teschmacher]

This girl is obsessed with you?

Jimmy Olsen

Uh-huh.

Lois

...How do you do it, Jimmy?

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