I didn't actually make it through your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. That isn't one of them.
Superman (2025) · 52 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Superman (2025): in 11 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman (2)
I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman.
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5 scenesReady?
Let's do it, Cronkite.
Superman.
Miss Lane.
Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some might--
I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but--
It's a lot. Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia.
That-- that's funny?
It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um... I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war.
Maybe.
Uh, not "maybe." I did.
Okay. How?
Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.
And?
And... smashed some tanks and things and a couple of planes and some other stuff. There were no casualties and no significant injuries.
Did you interact at all with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos?
A very small amount.
What's a very small amount?
That was between us.
This is all on the record.
Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.
Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.
Really?
Really.
Where?
In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace.
And?
And I took a private audience with Ghurkos.
How?
I flew him out to the desert, and I...
And you...
And I placed him against a cactus.
A cactus? So... torture.
No. Not torture. Its spikes were like... not even that big.
What did you say?
I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, he'll have to personally answer to me.
What did you mean by that?
That if such events occured, we would have a more serious problem, that's all.
More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus?
Ghurkos was gonna kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that--
So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the midddle of an incredibly heated geopolitical situation siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, which historically has not been a friend to the US against a nation that's technically our ally, and then threatened to murder their head of state.
No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on a second. Jarhanpur has changed. First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country does not give another nation the right to invade it.
Yes, but the Boravian government maintains they're freeing the Jarhanpurians from a tyrannical regime.
Yes, but you know that's very silly.
I do?
The Boravian goverment, of all people, is saying this? Come on!
This is on the record, Superman.
Now--No. Now, see... Now you're being dishonest, Lois.
How am I being dishonest? What are you--? Stop.
Where's the button? You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned.
I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? No, I don't. Can we go on now?
Yeah, fine. [tries turning the recorder on] I don't-- You do it.
You think this is going well?
Do I think this is going well? Um... I think I'm doing a good job.
Superman, did you consult with the President before entering Boravian airspace?
The Secretary of Defense?
No.
Or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation--?
Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people!
Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States will cause more problems around the world! More than a war that lasted between twelve and twenty-four hours!
I wasn't representing anybody except for me and-- and-- myself and, and, and good! I don't know, doing good!
It was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another!
Is that really how you feel?
I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but I--I'd question it! Yeah! I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat, consider the consequences!
PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!
My point is, I question everything and everyone. You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.
Maybe that's the real punk rock.
Oh, my God! Why does he always trust everyone?!
He doesn't! Just us, because we are also of the cloth!
"Of the cloth"?
[Guy gestures to his own super-suit.]
You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door?
I haven't worked on that yet.
This girl is obsessed with you?
Uh-huh.
...How do you do it, Jimmy?