I had two different Harvard statisticians try to reverse-engineer the equation that you came up with to prove that 28% of American men could be my father. You know, my mother might be a troubled woman, but what’s your excuse? That’s why I’m not impressed with your story, dad! It’s that you knew what I was going through, and you didn’t do anything about it, and that makes you an unconscionable coward. And not for nothing, but “Think” is a verb, alright? Making “Different” an adverb. You’re asking people to “Think Differently”. And you-- And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement and Braun and "simplicity is sophistication" and Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want, but that thing? (pointing at one of the posters of the iMac) Looks like Judy Jetson's easy-bake oven.
5th most-quoted character in Steve Jobs (2015): in 3 of its 23 quotes
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Scenes with Lisa Brennan
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You know what LISA stood for?
What?
The computer -- the LISA, you know what it stood for?
I'm sorry I said that about the iMac, it's not what I really think--
Behind my back, at the office, you know what it stood for?
"Local Integrated System Architecure"! I was five! Why couldn't you just lie?!
I did. Of course it was named after you. "Local Integrated System Architecure" doesn't even mean anything.
Why'd you say it wasn't, all those years?
I honestly don't know.
Why'd you say you weren't my father?
...I'm poorly made.
I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
What?
A hundred songs. A thousand songs. Five hundred songs. Somewhere between five hundred and a thousand songs. Right in your pocket. Because I can't stand looking at that ridiculous Walkman anymore. You're carrying around a brick playing a cassette tape. We're not savages. I'm gonna put a thousand songs in your pocket.
You can do that?
We're very close. All I have to do really is wipe out the record business as we know it and we'll be all set.
