“If there's one thing I've learned in all my years watching earth...” – Yvaine, Stardust ... Movie Quotes Database

If there's one thing I've learned in all my years watching earth -- is people aren't what they may seem. There are shopboys, and, there are boys who just happen to work in shops for the time being.

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