You want to grow up, and get over yourself.
Stardust (2007) · 52 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Stardust (2007): in 12 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Yvaine (5)
He told me that my true love was right in front of my eyes. And he was right.
More lines from Tristan
5 quotesIt's all right, Humphrey; she's all yours. You two really are suited to one another.
Yvaine, hold me tight and think of home.
I find the fastest way to travel is by candlelight.
You seriously think I could kill anybody? Even if I could, I mean, everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different.
Scenes with Tristan
6 scenesI thought I heard you come in. [notices Tristan is holding some ice against his eye.] What happened? Are you hurt?
No, I'm fine.
Humphrey again?
No, actually, it was the Guard. The Guard of the Wall.
Well, that's given him plenty of time to practice then, hasn't it?
Mother? Oh! Oh, Mother. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
No, I'm not, and I'm not your mother, so get off me!
You're not my mother?
Do I look like I'm your mother?
Excuse me, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere?
You're funny.
No, I'm serious. We're in a crater; this must be where it fell.
Yeah, this is where it fell. It is. Or, if you want to be really specific, up there is where this weird, bloody necklace came out of nowhere and knocked it out of the heavens when it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed. And right here, this is where it got hit by a magical, flying moron!
You've got a Babylon candle?
Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.
A Babylon candle.
That's what I said.
You said "bubbling."
What the hell did you do?!
What did I do? What did you do?! "Think of home", that was a great plan! You thought of your home and I thought of mine, and now we are halfway between the two!
Oh, you stupid cow! Why did you think of your home for?!
You just said "home"! If you wanted me to think of your home, you should've said!
Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out, and you wanted more specific instructions?! Perhaps you would like it in writing, or a diagram maybe!
You sort of glitter sometimes. I just noticed it. Is it... is it normal?
Let's see if you can work it out for youself. What do stars do?
Hmm.... Attract trouble?
All right, I'm sorry. Let me do another guess. Is it: Do they know exactly how to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?