A character in Spy Hard (1996)

General Rancor quotes from Spy Hard (1996)

Andy Griffith

3rd most-quoted character in Spy Hard (1996): in 4 of its 17 quotes

A line from General Rancor

That Steele's gonna be sorry his mama ever met his papa. We gonna heat up the fire! Boys!!

More lines from General Rancor

2 quotes
General Rancor

She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now there are plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty aaaarrrms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the Dicks you've got won't stop me now!!

General Rancor
[giving orders to kill a mime]

And when you shoot him, use the silencer.

Scenes with General Rancor

1 scene

The Director inserts a video transmission sent by Rancor into the VCR

Coleman

You gotta put it on channel three! (Director presses channel three button)

Bishop

No, four! (Director presses a button)

Bishop

Switch it to VHS. (Director presses the relevant button)

Coleman

Aaaaaand, take it off of cable.

Bishop

Put it on the monitor.

Announcer

And now for a special message from Rancor Industries!

General Rancor

She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now I got plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty arms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the Dicks you've got won't stop me now!!

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