“Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?” – Claude, Splash ... Movie Quotes Database

Claude

Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?

Kornbluth

Kornbluth!

Claude

Whatcha lookin' for down there? Buried treasure?

Kornbluth

Wanna know what I'm lookin' for? Boys? I'll tell ya. [screams] NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR! Get outta my way! [dives off the ship into the water]

Claude

That's pee down his air hose. [laughs]

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Walter Kornbluth Eugene Levy More Kornbluth quotes →

Claude David Knell More Claude quotes →

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