It can get weirder. I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet. No other reason. My name is Peter Porker. I was bitten by a radioactive pig. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants– Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?