[Post-credit scene – a caption reads "Meanwhile, in Nueva York..." and a hologram woman appears in a darkly-lit spacious hallway]

You're a bit late.

[offscreen]

We can't all be everywhere at once.

A little text might have been nice.

I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?

Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but– here's the good news.

Oh, here we go.

The multiverse didn't collapse.

Oh, cool!

A little touch and go. But it worked out.

Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?

It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.

Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out.

Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.

Not excited. [the watch attaches itself to his wrist] Ow!

But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last.

Okay, so we're just– gonna roll the dice on this?

So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?

Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [jumps into Earth-67]

Whoa! What the–?

I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.

[pointing at Miguel]

Who the heck are you?

[pointing back]

I–I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.

[pointing back]

How dare you point at me!

[pointing back]

You–you were pointing first.

It's rude to point.

You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!

[scene focuses on J. Jonah Jameson and a NYPD officer]

Which one pointed first?

Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!

[continuing to point at each other]

You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now!

I'm not pointing, you're pointing. I'm just pointing out your pointing. Which is different from normal pointing.

What is it doing?! You are pointing...

You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know–

YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!!
[scene cuts suddenly to a title card reading "THE END"]