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View Quote Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?
View Quote Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band. [Beat] It's a terrible joke.
View Quote If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside…gonna make you sick.
View Quote Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.
View Quote Listen... Listen to me now. Listen to ME now!
View Quote The power of the sun…in the palm of my hand.
View Quote The real crime would be to not finish what we started.
View Quote What, are you lookin' for a raise? Get out!
View Quote You have a train to catch.
View Quote You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!