Guard 1
[Lone Starr parks the Eagle 5 in an illegal parking space]
Hey, what the hell is that thing?
Guard 2
Looks like a Winnebago with wings!
Guard 1
Hey, you can't park here!
Guard 2
Yeah! Can't you read? [gestures to a "No Parking" sign] No parking! [Barf gives him the finger]
Guard 1
That son of a--! [loads gun; approaches Winnebago] All right, hands up! You're under arrest for illegal parking!
Guard 2
Yeah! [they enter and get knocked unconscious]
