A character in The Sound of Music (1965)

Elsa quotes from The Sound of Music (1965)

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Sound of Music (1965): in 7 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Maria (3), Captain (3), Max (2)

Scenes with Elsa

7 scenes
Elsa
[after seeing the Captain dance with Maria]

Oh, that was beautifully done. What a lovely couple you make.

Max

Have you made up Georg's mind yet? Do I hear wedding bells?

Elsa

Pealing madly.

Max

Marvelous.

Elsa

But not necessarily for me.

Max

What kind of talk's that?

Elsa

That is none of your business talk, Max. I am terribly fond of Georg and I will not have you toying with us.

Max

But I am a child. I like toys, so tell me everything. Oh come on, tell Max every teensy, weensy, intimate disgusting detail.

Elsa

Well, let's just say I have a feeling I may be here on approval.

Max

Well, I approve of that. How can you miss?

Elsa

Far too easily.

Max

If I know you, darling, and I do, you will find a way.

Elsa

Oh, he's no ordinary man.

Max

No, he's rich!

Elsa

When his wife died, she left him with a terrible heartache.

Max

And when your husband died, he left you with a terrible fortune.

Elsa

Oh, Max, you really are a beast.

Max

You and Georg are like family to me. That's why I want to see you two get married. We must keep all that lovely money in the family.

Elsa
[After Rolfe delivers a telegram and gives the Nazi salute]

Oh Georg, he's just a boy.

Yes, and I'm just an Austrian.

Max

What's gonna happen's gonna happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you.

[incensed]

Max, don't you ever say that again!

Max

You know I have no political convictions. Can I help it if other people do?

Oh yes you can help it. You must help it.

Elsa

My dear, is there anything you can't do?

Well, I'm not sure I'll make a very good nun.

Elsa

Oh, if you have any problems, I'd be happy to help you.

Elsa

Now, where is that lovely little thing you were wearing the other evening, when the Captain couldn't keep his eyes off you.

Couldn't keep his eyes off me?

Elsa

Come, my dear, we are women. Let's not pretend we don't know when a man notices us...

The Captain notices everybody and everything.

Elsa

Well, there's no need to feel so defensive, Maria. You are quite attractive, you know. The Captain would hardly be a man if he didn't notice you.

Baroness, I hope you're joking.

Elsa

Not at all.

But I've never done a thing to...

Elsa

But you don't have to, Maria. There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.

'In love with him'?

Elsa

Of course. What makes it so nice is he thinks he's in love with you.

But that's not true.

Elsa

Oh surely you've noticed the way he looks into your eyes. And you know, uh, you blushed in his arms when you were dancing just now. Don't take it to heart. He'll get over it soon enough, I should think. Men do, you know.

Then I should go. I mustn't stay here.

Elsa

I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.

You left without saying goodbye, even to the children.

It was wrong of me, forgive me.

Why did you?

Please don't ask me. Anyway, the reason no longer exists.

Elsa
[entering the room]

Fraulein Maria, you've returned. Isn't it wonderful, Georg?

May I wish you every happiness, Baroness? And you too, Captain. The children tell me you're to be married.

Elsa

Thank you, my dear.

You are back to, uh, stay?

Only until arrangements can be made for another governess.

It's no use, you and I. I'm being dishonest to both of us and utterly unfair to you. When two people talk of marriage...

Elsa

No, don't, don't say another word, Georg, please? You see, uh, there are other things I've been thinking of. Fond as I am of you, I really don't think you're the right man for me. You're much too independent and I need someone who needs me desperately, or at least needs my money desperately. I've enjoyed every moment we've had together. I do thank you for that. Now, if you'll forgive me, I'll go inside, pack my little bags, and return to Vienna where I belong. And somewhere out there is a young lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.

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