A character in The Sound of Music (1965)

Captain quotes from The Sound of Music (1965)

2nd most-quoted character in The Sound of Music (1965): in 14 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Maria (7), Max (3), Elsa (3)

Scenes with Captain

14 scenes
Captain

It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.

But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.

Captain

What about this one?

The poor didn't want this one.

Captain

You, Fraulein, will listen carefully. Learn their signals so that you can call them when you want them. Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear. [Blows whistle]

Oh, no, sir, I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children, and definitely not for me. It would be... too humiliating.

Captain

Fraulein, were you this much trouble at the Abbey?

Oh, much more, sir.

Captain

Hmm.

[Starts to leave the room when Maria blows the whistle. He looks back at her]

Excuse me, sir, I don't know your signal.

Captain

Fraulein Maria, did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household?

Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... You did, sir.

Captain

And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?

Only during thunderstorms.

Marta

Can we really keep the puppet show Uncle Max?

Max

Of course. Why else do you think I sent the bill to your father?

Captain

Ah Max, you are funny. Expensive, but very funny.

Elsa
[After Rolfe delivers a telegram and gives the Nazi salute]

Oh Georg, he's just a boy.

Captain

Yes, and I'm just an Austrian.

Max

What's gonna happen's gonna happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you.

Captain
[incensed]

Max, don't you ever say that again!

Max

You know I have no political convictions. Can I help it if other people do?

Captain

Oh yes you can help it. You must help it.

Captain

Is it possible, or could I have just imagined? Have my children by any chance been climbing trees today?

Yes, Captain.

Captain

I see. And where, may I ask, did they get these, uhm, these...

Playclothes.

Captain

Oh, is that what you call them?

I made them, from the drapes that used to hang in my bedroom...They still had plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.

Captain

Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?!

Umm, hmm, and having a marvelous time.

Captain

They have uniforms.

Straitjackets, if you'll forgive me.

Captain

I will not forgive you for that.

Children cannot do all the things they're supposed to do if they have to worry about spoiling their precious clothes they wear....Well, they wouldn't dare. They love you too much. They fear you too much.

Captain

I don't wish you to discuss my children in this manner.

Well, you've got to hear it from someone. You're never home long enough to know them.

Captain

I said I don't want to hear any more from you about my children.

I know you don't, but you've got to! Oh please, Captain, love them, love them all.

Captain

Enough!.

But I'm not finished!

Captain
[yelling]

Oh yes you are, Captain! (corrects himself) Fraulein.

Captain
[after listening to his children sing, and joining in]

You've brought music back into the house? Fraulein, I want you to stay. I ask you to stay.

Baron

Is there a more beautiful expression of what is good in this country of ours than the innocent voices of our children?

Oh, come now, Baron, would you have us believe that Austria alone holds a monopoly on virtue?

Captain

Herr Zeller, some of us prefer Austrian voices raised in song to ugly, German threats.

The ostrich buries his head in the sand, and sometimes in the flag. [He turns toward the Austrian flag, prominently displayed] Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.

Captain

If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.

You flatter me, Captain.

Captain

Oh, how clumsy of me. I meant to accuse you.

Louisa

I don't believe it, father...about Fraulein Maria.

Captain

She missed her life at the Abbey too much. She had to leave us - and that's all there is to it.

Who is our new governess going to be?

Captain

Well, you're not going to have a governess anymore...You're going to have a new mother...We talked about it last night. It's all settled. And we're all going to be very happy.

Captain

You left without saying goodbye, even to the children.

It was wrong of me, forgive me.

Captain

Why did you?

Please don't ask me. Anyway, the reason no longer exists.

Elsa
[entering the room]

Fraulein Maria, you've returned. Isn't it wonderful, Georg?

May I wish you every happiness, Baroness? And you too, Captain. The children tell me you're to be married.

Elsa

Thank you, my dear.

Captain

You are back to, uh, stay?

Only until arrangements can be made for another governess.

Captain

It's no use, you and I. I'm being dishonest to both of us and utterly unfair to you. When two people talk of marriage...

Elsa

No, don't, don't say another word, Georg, please? You see, uh, there are other things I've been thinking of. Fond as I am of you, I really don't think you're the right man for me. You're much too independent and I need someone who needs me desperately, or at least needs my money desperately. I've enjoyed every moment we've had together. I do thank you for that. Now, if you'll forgive me, I'll go inside, pack my little bags, and return to Vienna where I belong. And somewhere out there is a young lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.

[singing]

Perhaps I had a wicked childhood, perhaps I had a miserable youth.
But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past, there must have been a moment of truth.
For here you are standing there loving me, whether or not you should.
So somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.
Nothing comes from nothing, nothing ever could.
So somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.

Captain
[singing]

For here you are standing there loving me, whether or not you should.

[singing]

So somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.

Captain & Maria

'[singing] Nothing comes from nothing, nothing ever could

[singing]

So somewhere in my youth...

Captain
[singing]

or childhood,

[singing]

I must have done something,

Captain & Maria
[singing]

something good.

Max

I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I'm making.

Captain

You have no choice.

Max

I know... That's why I'm making it.

I've not asked you where you and your family are going. Nor have you asked me why I am here.

Captain

Well, apparently, we're both suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity.

Captain

Now, Fraulein, I want a truthful answer from you.

Yes, Captain?

Captain

Is it possible, [pauses, then smiles briefly] or could I have just imagined...Have my children, by any chance, been climbing trees today?

Yes, Captain.

Captain

I see. And where, may I ask, did they get these, uhm, these...

Playclothes.

Captain

Oh, is that what you call them?

I made them, from the drapes that used to hang in my bedroom.

Captain
[startled]

Drapes?

They still had plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.

Captain
[now incredulous]

Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?!

Mm-hmm, and having a marvelous time.

Captain

They have uniforms.

Straitjackets, if you'll forgive me.

Captain
[beat]

I will not forgive you for that.

Children can't do all the things they're supposed to if they have to worry about spoiling their precious clothes.

Captain

They haven't complained yet.

Well, they wouldn't dare! They love you too much. They fear you too much!

Captain

I don't wish you to discuss my children in this manner.

Well, you've got to hear from someone! You're never home long enough to know them.

Captain

I said I don't want to hear anymore from you about my children!

I know you don't, but you've got to! Now, take Liesl.

Captain
[hesitatingly]

You will not say one word about Liesl, Fraulein.

She's not a child anymore, and one of these days, you're going to wake up and find that she's a woman. You won't even know her. And Friedrich, he's a boy, but he wants to be a man and there's no one to show him how.

Captain
[shocked and angry]

Don't you DARE tell ME about my son!

Brigitta could tell you about him if you let her get close to you. She notices everything.

Captain

Fraulein...

And Kurt pretends he's tough not to show how hurt he is when you brush him aside...

Captain

That will do!

...the way you do all of them. Louisa I don't even know about yet...

Captain

I said that will do!

But somebody has to find out about her, and the little ones just want to be loved. Oh, please, Captain, love them! Love them all!

Captain

I don't care to hear anything further from you about my children.

I'm not finished yet, Captain!

Captain

Oh, yes, you are, Captain! [pauses as Maria stares at him, then corrects himself] Fraulein. You will pack your things this minute, and return to the abbey.

Captain
[suddenly hears the children singing and looks toward the house]

What's that?

[following his gaze]

It's singing.

Captain

Yes, I realize it's singing, but who is singing?

[sighs, looking regretful]

The children.

Captain
[looks back toward the house in astonishment]

The children?

I taught them something to sing for the Baroness.
...

Captain

Fraulein. I behaved badly. I apologize.

Well, I'm-I'm far too outspoken. It's one of my worst faults.

Captain

You were right. I don't know my children.

There's still time, Captain. They want so much to be close to you.

Captain

You've brought music back into the house. I'd forgotten. Fraulein, I want you to stay. I ask you to stay.

If I could be of any help.

Captain

You have already. More than you know.

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