“Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years?” – Dave, The Sorcerer's Apprentice ... Movie Quotes Database

Dave

Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years?

Balthazar

I've been stuck in an urn for ten years.

Dave

So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule! Did you know that in some parts of the tri-state area they still refer to having a nervous breakdown as "pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?!

Balthazar

Try to be a good listener, Dave.

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Dave Stutler Jake Cherry More Dave quotes →

Balthazar Blake Nicolas Cage More Balthazar quotes →

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