Sonic
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak duct tape. [peels off the duct tape, allowing the hostage to speak]
What the heck are you?!
Sonic
Fear not, citizen. I am the hero you need and the hero you deserve. The blue dawn that banishes the darkest–– HOLY CRAP! [spots a pedestrian on the road and screams with the hostage as he takes the wheel and drives around her. The hostage continues to scream] Don't worry! Nobody's gonna get hurt! [the pursuit continues as the bag of dynamite slides right next to the driver’s seat] Huh. What are those?
Bombs, BOMBS! THEY’RE BOMBS! Those are bombs!
Sonic
Relax, they're not even lit. So, I'll say again, nobody's gonna get–– [the dynamite sticks turn on as their fuses ignite] AAH! I was wrong! We're all gonna die!
Why aren't you slowing down?
Sonic
That would require brakes. [he presses on the breaks to no avail as they are blocked by an unconscious bank robber, and he takes the bag of dynamite with his foot and picks it up with his hand] Aah! Ooh! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
Why don't you just let the police handle this?!
Sonic
Because that's not what heroes do! [throws all the dynamite sticks out the window. They all fall into a random garbage truck before they explode, scattering its trash everywhere] Thank you very much! Please hold your applause!
You hear that? There's one bomb left.
Sonic
Uh, uh-oh. [zooms toward the truck's small cubby and looks under]
Did you check under the seat?
Sonic
Of course I checked under the seat!
You are terrible at this!
Sonic
You know what? Your negative attitude is not helping anyone.
It's in your spiky things!
Sonic
Ha! I can never find anything in here! [throws the dynamite stick out the window, which rolls away, before falling into a storm drain on the side of the sidewalk] Drained it from downtown! [imitates fanfare before retaking the wheel] See? I told you no one would get hurt!
