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He's right, Grace. I'm not his father.
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Here's my plan: we trick her into acting like us. Being naugthy! We use all her goodness against her. Once that happened, she feel like she is part of our "family".
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Holy Smurf!
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I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.
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I sure hope Smurfette's here.
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I'm too beautiful to die!
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I've had Hefty's crystal shoved down my throat, got attacked as a corn dog, fell down a sewer, and if that wasn't smelly enough, had to travel by armpit just to find out we're all gonna be extinct!
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Is this what happy feels like?
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It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.
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Just break it already!
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Life is the most precious thing to protect.
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Listen to me, Patrick. I loved your mother with all my heart. I took care of Jeannette, and I made her happy. I also chose to love you as my own. Now, I didn't have to do that. But you were this little kid, no father, no hope in his eyes, a big hole in his heart, so I gave you everything I could. But I'm done, you know? You don't want it, that's fine. My last word of advice to you is this... Will you grow up? Stop blaming everyone else for your pain. And whatever you do, don't teach that beautiful son of yours that love is conditional, because it is not.
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Oh, Papa.
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Sing the Lala song! SING IT!
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Smurfette can never being tricked into being one of them.