[about Annie]
She wants to meet me at the top of the Empire State Building. On Valentine's Day.
It's like that movie.
What movie?
An Affair To Remember. Did you ever see it? Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr. She's gonna meet him at the top of the Empire State Building... only she got hit by a taxi. And he waited and waited. And it was raining, I think. And then... she's too proud to tell him... that she's, uh... [starts to cry] crippled. And he's too proud to find out why she doesn't come. But he comes to see her anyway. I forget why, but, oh... Oh, it's so amazing when he comes to see her because... [crying more] he doesn't even notice that she doesn't get up to say hello. And he's very bitter. And you think that he's just gonna walk out the door... and never know why she's just lying there, you know, on the couch... with this blanket over her shriveled little legs. [sobbing]
Are you all right?
She's fine.
Suddenly he goes, "I already sold the painting." And he like goes to the bedroom... and he looks and he comes out and he looks at her and he kind of just... They know and then they hug. And it's so... [trails off crying]
Well I'm not looking for a mail-order bride! I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner. Without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie!
She's, as you just saw, very emotional.
Although I cried at the end of The Dirty Dozen.
Who didn't?
Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin [Begins to cry] were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis...
[Crying too]
Stop, stop!
And Trini Lopez...
Yes, Trini Lopez!
He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines...
Stop.
And Richard Jaeckel - at the beginning he had on this shiny helmet...
[Crying harder]
Please no more. Oh God! I loved that movie.



