Heroin Bob Well, it's a crazy, **** up world! And we're all just barely floating along, waiting for somebody that can walk on water.
Played by Michael A. Goorjian 
SLC Punk! (1998) · 28 quotes
SLC Punk! (1998) · 28 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in SLC Punk! (1998): in 8 of its 28 quotes
A line from Heroin BobChemicals, man. They'll **** you up.
More lines from Heroin Bob
6 quotes Heroin Bob Heroin Bob I hate doctors, man. I hate 'em.
Heroin Bob You're like a poet, dude!
Heroin Bob Those doctors can kiss my ASS!
Heroin Bob How Goes It?
Heroin Bob If somebody called me somethin' that I wasn't, I could see getting mad.
Scenes with Heroin Bob
1 scene Heroin Bob You know that shit you guys do? You're **** yourselves up, man. **** acid, it never leaves your body. It's in your **** spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals, man. You know that dude, Napoleon? Yeah. He was banished to an island when the French got sick of him. That's right! He supposedly died of stomach problems, right? Wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time; murdered by arsenic, a preservative. And you know how?
No idea.
Heroin Bob His hair.
His hair.
Heroin Bob His **** hair! It was arsenic. You could tell how long he was being poisoned by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude, if you do enough hits of it, you're dead!
Really makes you think, doesn't it, Bob?
Heroin Bob Th-think what?
That chemistry's the wrong **** major for a guy like you! It's the wrong major, Bob!
Heroin Bob Well, you should lay off the acid anyways, man!
