Jake
I'll make a deal with you. [about Samantha's panties] You let me keep these, I'll let you take Caroline home. But you gotta make sure she gets home, you can't leave her in some parking lot. Okay?
The Geek
Jake, I'm only a freshman.
Jake
So, she's so blitzed she won't know the difference.
The Geek
Jake, I don't have a car.
Jake
You can take mine.
The Geek
Jake, I don't have a license.
Jake
I trust you.

