I know I came on kinda like a poser on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.

But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?

Yeah, but, the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipwads.

Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, you could come back next Fall as a completely normal person.